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Ran Demotivational Poster


GRANDMA'S PHONE CONVERSATION - Evelyn, you should see the unusual plant my son gave me...I'm so glad he didn't turn out like that pothead father of his




BEING SUPPORTIVE OF STRANGERS - all part of paying it forward


TAGS: support strangers
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

Neener - October 19, 2010, 2:46 pm
LOL
Kung-Fu Devil - July 16, 2010, 4:14 pm
WTF?! hahahahahahaha That caught me by surprise.
forseti - July 16, 2010, 2:40 pm
ROFL! Can't believe this myth is still alive...


MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled


TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!


ANNE FRANK - Hide and Seek Champion, 1941-1945


TAGS: anne frank
Rating: 3.38/5

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fascistfrenchman - May 25, 2010, 10:50 pm
I concur with ax. Anne Frank went into hiding in 1942, and was arrested in 1944.
Haarakkon - February 26, 2010, 1:56 am
Damn, Derek. That arid extra dry sense of humor kills me. Now I'll need to get a glass of water.
Derek - February 26, 2010, 1:36 am
You'll have to update Wikipedia with your evidence
CpnKangaroo - February 25, 2010, 9:38 pm
did you know she was bi-sexual?
BOHICA - October 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
awww, the Nazis took her life AND her title. That's terrible.
DarkenedAngel - October 13, 2009, 5:51 pm
wow. what a poster!
JaysynB190 - August 29, 2009, 10:31 pm
Really wrong (I even starred in the play her diary was based on) and I still smiled...good job
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 8:10 pm
Heh heh. Good one.
Nobody - October 9, 2008, 11:44 am
Kinda snarky, but I still got a giggle out of it. Overall a thumbsup.
East03 - August 15, 2008, 3:17 am
So wrong...but yet so right. I declare this to be today's winner!
ax - July 26, 2008, 3:32 pm
that would be (acoording to wikipedia):`On the morning of Monday, July 6, 1942,[14] the family moved into the hiding place....on the morning of August 4, 1944, the Achterhuis was stormed by the German Security Police (Grüne Polizei) following a tip-off f
Sean - July 21, 2008, 10:48 pm
Still too soon ... or maybe not. 5 from me. What a beautiful picture.


THERE'S OPTIMUS PRIME... - and then there's his retarded cousin, Larry.


TAGS: optimus prime retarded retard transformer
Rating: 3.78/5


THINGS THAT AMAZE ME - If you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like you are saying "oranges"


TAGS: gullible oranges things amaze me
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Budog

robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:23 am
bah! you troll, lol


FAKE TAN - because it gives me that natural glow


TAGS: orange girl
Rating: 3.09/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:39 am
If she sings "April Showers" I'm out!
Derek - May 10, 2010, 8:43 pm
A ganguro girl. Rebellious Japanese girls out to have a good time.


LEFT 4 DEAD -


TAGS: left 4 dead dead left witch zoey francis startled kiss
Rating: 3.74/5

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Billzmakindafunnyz - September 19, 2009, 9:33 pm
i found this in time to not make a repeat
Failure is a Lifestyle - August 3, 2009, 3:54 pm
at least im not the only one who has wanted to give the witch a REAL headshot
Bob Chin - June 3, 2009, 1:08 pm
I find your honesty refreshing. The poster....ehh, not so much.


GEEKS ARE SEXY - And kinky too in their own strange kind of way


TAGS: geeks sexy kink strange
Rating: 4.82/5

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sexleksaker - July 5, 2015, 6:14 pm
sex toys www.sextoyonline.se sex shop sextoyonline.se


A Man For All Seasons -


TAGS: veterans military immigration army usa
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:23 am
The VA Hospital system: PROOF that government run healthcare is a bad idea.
Greybeard - June 29, 2014, 10:49 pm
Thank you everyone. :)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:50 pm

actually it shouldn't even be an American one. it's the humane thing to do. period.
premiumgrade - June 29, 2014, 12:43 pm
Yes, Yes & Yes. 5 Lions, Greybeard.


THE SPIDER AND ME - Cranky's bravest hour


TAGS: cranky spider brave
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - June 24, 2011, 3:55 am
You Don't Mess with the Crankyhead!
crankyhead - June 23, 2011, 7:20 pm
check your PM's =)
roboConan - June 23, 2011, 6:50 pm
I meant : "fun !", not "fun ?" (and sorry for the weird sentence I'm french)
roboConan - June 23, 2011, 6:48 pm
fun ? I would like to know where your avatar (the zen ninja otter thing) come from please ? a cartoon,a comics ? Thank you
Cloudchaser - June 23, 2011, 2:24 am
Good thing it wasn't n Camel Spider or an Australian Huntsman. Those things have health bars.
crankyhead - June 22, 2011, 7:45 pm
LOL!!!


2011 -


TAGS: dead tyrants
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - January 2, 2012, 12:04 am

lolz....imadinnerjacket...? almost included him.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 7:27 pm
There's Someone Right Behind Them,Sorry !
crankyhead - January 1, 2012, 12:49 pm
At least he died the way he lived: with car parts up his bum.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2012, 9:46 am
I heard Ryan Dunn was on the radio.....and the windshield....and the dashboard....
bloodgun - January 1, 2012, 6:58 am
Ryan Dunn: DEAD, maybe the year wasn't so good after all


PARANOIA -


TAGS: october challange bruce campbell evil dead army of darkness paranoia paranoid crazy
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Roamer

opiumstare - August 3, 2010, 3:00 pm
groovy :)
Mr. Nemo - October 24, 2009, 5:22 pm
the one to watch out for is at the end of your wrist
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 21, 2009, 3:49 pm
Oh sure, Bruce is cool, but I like the poster because it's exactly how I feel. :)
Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 10:44 am
What Mr.Random said.
MrRandom - October 21, 2009, 10:08 am
Anything with the Bruce Campbell chin gets a 5 in my books.


HAPPY VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veterans day
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

Nissta - December 13, 2011, 4:15 pm
And does anyone hear Black Sabbaths Warpigs in the back ground!!
Terri - November 16, 2011, 11:31 am
Amen to that
crankyhead - November 11, 2011, 6:52 pm
you 5peak the truth. =)
maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 6:47 pm
well said !


VIVE LA FRANCE! -


TAGS: france
Rating: 4.4/5

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GaryO - September 19, 2013, 6:58 am
You would be too if you were shared 98 times.
Keltibarian - September 18, 2013, 11:57 pm
Well, this is kinda tired.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 7:00 pm
I love this one, five stars!
maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 6:28 pm
This Is So True 5 Frog L's .
GaryO - April 6, 2013, 12:03 pm
good'n here. 5L
Reality Lord - April 6, 2013, 8:19 am

OMG...this is really in bad taste....5L...excellent!! :)


PRANKS - Hilarious when they don't happen to you


TAGS: pranks airhorn doorknob wtf
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:15 pm
writing this one down...
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:06 pm
It's perfect for sleepy people XD lol!!!
Rad - November 21, 2011, 12:49 am
This would make my wife soil herself! Great idea!


GARDEN GNOMES -


TAGS: conspiracy gnomes paranoia lol
Rating: 4.45/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 6:34 pm
I rate 4 out of 5 L's because the text is so incredibly long; otherwise, awesome.
JesusWept - October 16, 2013, 1:55 pm
Thanks! If this doesn't put me in the next edition of "THE BIG BOOK OF CONSPIRACIES" nothing will hehe...
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 1:18 pm

Geez, and I always thought they were ugly but harmless. 5L


WALK LIKE A MAN - IF POSSIBLE


TAGS: stick deodorant
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:08 pm
lol... and if not possible, avoid sitting
ughomer - July 27, 2012, 10:10 am
Go USA, beat China!
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 9:03 am
good'n Mr ug


THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!


TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.




THE SADDEST PART ABOUT THIS - is that my generation will not get it...


TAGS: orange clockwork food
Rating: 4.91/5

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Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:01 pm
I never did understand the title though. I saw most of the movie, but not all of it, and never read the book
NoxTerran - January 3, 2012, 2:29 pm
cant say much about what generation you are, but i know this, i am late 20's and i get it. KILLER movie AND book
Clint1226 - December 28, 2011, 1:05 pm
The film was good, the book was even better!
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:18 pm
Indeed... Thank you for restoring my faith in our generation...
Maddness - December 24, 2011, 6:02 pm
Epic and also Im from same generation and I know what you're talking about. It is an awesome film as well
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 5:21 pm
Not bad for a white girl, huh? :P
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:24 am
Malcolm McDowell is right up there with Gene Wilder on the convincing mad man front.
Budog - December 24, 2011, 2:10 am
Dude I love it, 5L !
SorayaDarqsyde - December 23, 2011, 11:02 pm
Thanks! It is my first attempt at one of these...
maoworks2 - December 23, 2011, 5:46 pm
A Clock Work Orange .
GySgt1811a - December 23, 2011, 4:51 pm
There's hope, Ms(?) Darqsyde, YOU got it! BTW, I amazed my granddaughter with my wristwatch that didn't require batteries. You just wind it. She thought it was awesome and wants one.
ICEMAN - December 23, 2011, 4:47 pm
Too true. Nicely done. 5


GRAND THEFT -


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm
Hey, this is a good one.


GIRLS -


TAGS: miranda kerr ducks duckface
Rating: 4.37/5

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GaryO - April 10, 2012, 8:19 am
Lol, Sho
Sho - April 10, 2012, 12:56 am
Po5ers


Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! -


TAGS: sir richard branson drag tranny
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by RobertSpencer

david5300 - April 27, 2014, 11:25 am
Is that Sir Richard Branson?
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:53 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen...David Bowie.
Pauleboy - May 27, 2013, 6:57 pm
Sir Richard Branson on a night out?
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 1:07 am
Robert S, stop posting self pics. BTW eye shadow color is screaming non virgin, Mary.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:38 pm
I just puked. The mess didn't bother me, but the Starbucks employees are pi**ed.
Renza - May 13, 2013, 10:30 am
diaf... now I need to go cleanse my retinas with fire or some form of potent acid.


GIVE'EM THE TITTIES -


TAGS: feb 25 suspicion the kid knows his brand
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:36 pm
Must....stop....giggling...
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:23 pm
First and last time Matt was cared for by uncle Mel.
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:33 pm
Nice work Matt, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
LOVE IT!
Airman - February 25, 2010, 6:11 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 5:04 pm
Amsome, where is the wiskey ti... wait never mind


WHEN I AM BORED - I send a text to a random number saying, " I hid the body ... Now what ? "


TAGS: when bored i text random
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 20, 2012, 12:32 pm
I'm feeling a little bored right now; but I believe I have a particular number in mind of whose owner is OCD, lol!
CloudchaserS - February 26, 2012, 1:08 pm
Best done only if you have caller ID blocked or the cops actually could pay you a visit!
Feasibly - February 26, 2012, 11:59 am
Dang it Budog! I shoulda known that was you!
GaryO - February 26, 2012, 11:45 am
5ounds Steven Wrightish….nice take Bud
Reality Lord - February 26, 2012, 9:52 am

lolz


SNAKE OIL -


TAGS: crazy harold crankyhead
Rating: 4.92/5

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Master - May 25, 2011, 4:56 pm
Sense? Sense? I am in the business of making predictions, not that of making sense! Hmph! I am god’s special person!
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm
.... Yours*
Mux - May 25, 2011, 3:54 pm
My god wears a hammer, you're was nailed to the cross. Any questions?
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 2:16 pm
Head of nail, meet hammer. 5bibLes
Peso - May 25, 2011, 7:46 am
Ditto. Same as Al Gore getting a D in Natural Science at Harvard. 5Ls
Greeny - May 25, 2011, 6:13 am
Finally!!!
forseti - May 25, 2011, 2:59 am
awe5ome!


MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.


TAGS: navy marine marines transport okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.68/5

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gargos1979 - November 12, 2011, 11:57 am
why do marines have there names sewed on the butt pocket? So the navy knowss who there screwing
50cal - October 22, 2010, 2:29 pm
More like the marines are the Navy's private army.... yeah that right all your funding is left over from them... MARINE= Muscle Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
Timmah - June 23, 2010, 12:37 am
You know why the navy keeps marines on their boats? Because sheep would be too obvious. Let the hating me begin!


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked


TAGS: america intelligence brains stupidity ignorance
Rating: 3.42/5

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SethMythrax - July 29, 2012, 6:47 am
Its a sad World we are living in now days.....
GaryO - July 28, 2012, 9:14 pm
Yeah, freedom to be stupid is rife here. Still the least worst…. by a huge margin.
RonE - July 28, 2012, 7:23 am
Don't forget the glorification from uneducated simple minded voters who cannot tell the politicians are playing them like a skin flute in a porno.
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:21 pm
Not at all. America though glorifies it in Movies & Songs though.....
mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:45 pm
hehehe... would you be surprised if isn't the only place?


TOUR DE FRANCE - 1942


TAGS: tour de france
Rating: 4.67/5

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robotdylan - March 1, 2013, 12:23 pm
Funny
Hornethappy - September 4, 2012, 7:35 pm
http://www.militarylulz.com/776
falloutghoul - September 4, 2012, 1:25 pm
This might also go well in MilitaryLulz.
TheSanityInspector - September 3, 2012, 11:12 am
zzzzzZINNNGG!


SWEET TRANSVESTITE - They don't make 'em like this anymore.


TAGS: transvestite rocky horror cult classic
Rating: 3.07/5

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Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 3:36 pm
gosh you know I don't really like this one anymore


IGNORANCE - When you put every knowledge aside for looking cool as hell.




TALENT... GENIUS... -


TAGS: military sniper longrangerifle
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Benlulz - January 7, 2011, 1:30 pm
AWESOME This Motifake.
Reality Lord - January 4, 2011, 8:31 pm

THAT....is frickin awesome. n1 dude!


UMM, BETTER CALL THE EMT'S & A PLUMBER! - The cat mysteriously got himself stuck. I tried using the plunger but that made things worse.


TAGS: pet pranks gone wrong
Rating: 4.6/5

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fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 6:50 pm
LOL wish I could be the proverbial "fly on the wall" when they see it
Iconoclast - May 12, 2012, 6:10 pm
5 screaming meows. I think that I will print it and leave it on the desks of a couple of cat owners in the office.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 5:58 pm
Thanks :) Glad I could provide you with a chuckle.
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 4:00 pm
Love the poster and ha ha the 1L bomber doesn't have parents but rather hatched by some very lonely person. Failed.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 11:02 am
This dog can actually walk upright, as opposed to our mysterious 1L bomber. Log off Timmy, mommy will wake up soon.


FRANKLY MY DEAR, - I won't build a dam.


TAGS: beavers dam build frankly
Rating: 4.66/5

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Reality Lord - February 7, 2012, 5:11 pm

well done
EsCurve - February 7, 2012, 1:21 pm
Nice!
GaryO - February 7, 2012, 6:41 am
...and it's nice one
bofthree - February 7, 2012, 12:42 am
My very first post! I'm so excited. :)


WAR - it's hell




Vows -


TAGS: buddhist extremist tranquility cell vow
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Ism

falloutghoul - November 21, 2013, 8:00 am
Good, 'cause we're on short supply.


AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.


TAGS: grandads birthday
Rating: 4.28/5

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7053 - July 10, 2011, 5:24 am
Too old to live..


DEVIOUS MINDS -


TAGS: high school prank
Rating: 4.86/5

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twill1962 - October 25, 2012, 2:03 pm
LOL! 5 Goats, I mean, Lions!
smalltownguy - May 12, 2011, 5:01 pm
I liked the long version better. It involved numerous hazing tools and pledges left tied up on the lawn of a college.
Shadowjoe - May 12, 2011, 11:31 am
That's a great one! LOL


HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now


TAGS: hermione granger emma watson harry potter hairy lesbain pancakes
Rating: 3.64/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am
yummy
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but damn, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY hotter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm
lol damn i just noticed that shes soo hot seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(


LEE MARVIN, USMC - He played a lot of tough guys in the movies. But before that, he was a Marine Scout/Sniper. Went on 21 Invasions . He didn't PLAY a Badass... he was the real thing. Semper Fi


TAGS: usmc wwii veteran
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by stalkere

EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2011, 6:29 pm
Clark Gable was a tail gunner on Naval bombers during WW2, at the peak of his career. John Wayne stayed home and made movies, pretending to be a hero.
MPsniper - December 19, 2011, 6:22 pm
yeah....but....in this picture, he is in the big red one. army
maoworks2 - December 19, 2011, 12:01 pm
Like All Vets He Lived The War Every Day!


GRANDPA - Apparently he's not a big fan of the Twilight movies.


TAGS: grandpa vampire twilight fan
Rating: 4.24/5

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xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 7:10 pm
Exactly what he is talking about.


WHAT COULD BE MORE WONDERFUL -


TAGS: love romance sunset beach tranny
Rating: 4.5/5

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CaptainBaked - January 2, 2011, 10:19 am
or her strong hands... orthe sight of her bulging.... adams apple?
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 2:32 am
Been vacationing in Thailand again?


HOPELESS -


TAGS: suicide failure crankyhead
Rating: 4.9/5

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dazzdust - November 21, 2010, 3:53 pm
lol his fat ass to big to be in their
agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:39 pm
MAsterfully played.
Claire - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm
The last line got me.


GENERATION GAP -


TAGS: ranting
Rating: 4.38/5

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Haarakkon - December 20, 2012, 1:34 pm
In your pocket? Or a roomful of vinyl albums in a zippo sized case? No. And this generation couldn't plow a field with horses, either. That's why I think it's apples and hockey pucks.
Haarakkon - December 20, 2012, 1:31 pm
I believe that to be true of every generation, actually. I also think there's a tendency to degrade the accomplishments every generation makes. Did the greatest generation go to Mars? Make a device that allows you to carry a chunk of the National Library
twill1962 - December 4, 2012, 6:58 pm
... describing themselves, Boomers, Hippies, Yippies, Yuppies, etc. They honestly think that they are the peak of civilization; that all that came before them was prologue, and all that will come after is anticlimax.
twill1962 - December 4, 2012, 6:56 pm
First, as to "greatest." That was the generation that fought WWII, split the atom, cured polio, went to the moon, and endured the Great Depression. So yeah, Greatest. Second, as to most self-centered, no other generation has so many ways of ...
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 5:08 pm
Hearing, ah yeah, glasses, better, but to bear the thought of being the most spoiled….if so, I think the next one well be taking those honors soon enough
robbidos - July 29, 2012, 3:44 pm
Put your glasses on, Gary, so you can hear
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 2:32 pm
Huh?
Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 1:18 pm
I agree. I also don't mean to impugn that generation, they did what needed to be done. I believe ours and any others would, too, though. It's an eternal bitch, that of "kids these days", but I think the gap now is larger than it's ever been.
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 9:50 am
Thought-provoking. One thing about the "greatests": whatever good they may have done, as a generation they created the boomers, the most spoiled and self-centered group of Americans in centuries.


MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - A Real Man can wear sequins and bright colors and still make you wish you were him.


TAGS: macho man randy savage tribute
Rating: 4.73/5

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rudeboy308 - May 25, 2011, 1:12 am
It also helps to have some of the best promos that make even your WTF? statements sound awesome. R.I.P. Randy.


RUMORS -


TAGS: rumor haters fools ignorants
Rating: 4.5/5

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mariand - October 16, 2011, 2:30 pm
and ignored by smart ones...
CloudchaserS - October 15, 2011, 10:13 pm
How true. Just last night, I read a news story about a Chinese restaurant in the UK whose business has gone down 20% due to a false rumor that someone chocked on a retired greyhound's microchip in their food


MADE IN CHINA -


TAGS: worst transformer ever
Rating: 4.85/5

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Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 9:02 pm
I'm feeling ya... This poster made wish I was drinking something so it could come out my nose/go all over my monitor ;P
the1stCOMMI3 - July 30, 2011, 2:10 pm
don't youn just hate it when a potentially awesome poster doesn't make it to the front page because of one little 1L bomber?
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:36 am
Fanta5tic


SHOPLIFTING - Its a pain in the ass


TAGS: but rape random funny poop
Rating: 4.39/5

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Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:42 am
LMAO 5'Ls


IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"


TAGS: peanuts charlie brown thanksgiving franklin
Rating: 4.23/5

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ratfink95 - August 17, 2015, 10:54 am
Problem with that Sparky? You haven't got that quite right anyway. Peppermint Patty was interested in Charlie Brown.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:46 pm
Peanuts was bullsh*t anyway. Always making fun of god (the crazy kid is the only one that quotes the bible), one black kid who never got to say anything and two stereotypical lesbians.
mattwins34 - December 13, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow I never noticed that before


BACON DEODORANT - When you truly want to smell delicious Warning Avoid hungry Pitbulls




FEMALE AUTOBOTS - THESE are the droids you're looking for!


TAGS: autobot autobots transformers transformer arcee anime mecha giant robot robots
Rating: 2.97/5

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red03golf - May 1, 2011, 7:55 pm
Do they leak automatic tranny fluid every 672 hours?
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:42 pm
STAR WARS REFERENCES Spicing up the inane patter of those who have given up all hope of ever getting laid -- and rightly so.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am
I reckon that would not end well for my penis...
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 1:59 am
Crap
Logic Man - July 22, 2009, 6:05 pm
No they are not! I am not looking for female droids. Dude....really? Is this what Motifake has attracted?


YOU'RE... YOU'RE CRAZY MAN. - I like you, but you're crazy.


TAGS: frank the tank
Rating: 2.95/5

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DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.


TAGS: france life luck live country
Rating: 5/5

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zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 10:51 pm
You could always find a translated version on the almighty Google.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
le grill?? what the hell is le grill??!!


TIME FOR A LITTLE LUDWIG VAN -


TAGS: clockwork orange
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - January 7, 2012, 1:37 pm
"Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!"
ICEMAN - January 7, 2012, 11:36 am
"No time for the ol' in-out love, I've just come to read the meter." 5


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




THE STRANGER -


TAGS: stranger in the house
Rating: 4.83/5

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R.S.Jake - June 22, 2011, 3:06 pm
I hope to! We'll see if work puts a stop to it again! My fingers are crossed, but I'm not holding my breath! :)
Airman - June 22, 2011, 12:47 pm
Jake! good to see you stay around awhile, eh?
R.S.Jake - June 22, 2011, 12:03 pm
I figured out where this was heading about 5 lines from the end, but it still gave me goosebumps! Glad to see you're still making people think Airman! 5!


THOU SHALT INVADE YOUR NEIGHBOUR -


TAGS: france germany ww2 eiffel tower
Rating: 4.36/5

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fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:28 am
Towers are just a way for each country to outdo each other in erecting a national pseudo-penis.
Derek - January 16, 2011, 8:48 pm
Steel helping Paris earn the most tourist currency of any city in the World OR more expensive scrap to be sunk by the Brits 3-July-1940?
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 2:50 pm
I'll go make the coffee but I warn you, what we call coffee is very different in arabic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:02 pm
If anyone veer telly you that it's fun to drink Jager and tequila on the same night....kill them!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:01 pm
That's very insightful for a 15 year old Hammy....now go make me coffee.....This hangover won't cure itself.
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 12:18 pm
Pro-Tip Germans are considered heroes in arab lands for what they did to the Jews, Arabs don't know that they were to be next.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:57 am
The only thing worse than a bully is the little bitch who hands over his lunch money without even putting up a fight......But the Bully still sucks hard and will burn in hell (does that clear it up for you Fuhrseti?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:31 am
It's because they're cheese eating surrender monkeys...
forseti - January 16, 2011, 6:11 am
So funny... A few people don't like Germany because of the history and all the Nazi crime, but everybody hates France - just because... For whatever reason.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:35 am
LMAO! And that was too good to be a motifake, you comment whore?
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:33 am
And too bad the French in WWII lacked the modern technology represented by the t-shirt gun. In war time it could easily be modified to fire ... white flags. They coulda surrendered at a distance of hundreds of yards at a time, with the right tail wind.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:32 am
Oui. Or Wi... or WWII. Macht nichts.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:30 am
Sorry. But they do paint them white, no? I mean, non?
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am
French cruise ships, unlike their battleships aren't armed with white flags. Learn your history, Sean.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:23 am
Don't you mean cruise ship? It could carry more fleeing French people than a battleship would.
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 11:25 pm
White flags are easier to see atop a tower.
Claire - January 15, 2011, 10:33 pm
Zing.
AdmiralAckbar - January 15, 2011, 10:26 pm
thanks for pointing that out
pointer - January 15, 2011, 7:47 am
nope I meant battleship, the tower was built in 1889 (there was no concept of a tank) and a nations strength was measured by its naval strength.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:41 am
Yep. That's a Tank
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:07 am
Or am I thinking of Plato?
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am
Like Aristotle.
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am
Sadly, no. And do you think he has ever even heard of the Maginot Line? Or the Schleifen Plan? (forgive the spelling -- I don't google when I'm drunk. Too Belgian.)
Anonymous2 - January 14, 2011, 11:19 pm
You mean tanks instead of battleships, right? It is a LAND border between France and Germany.


HEY LOOK... - I know you lost your legs in service to your country; but I need you to give up an arm and a leg in taxes as well. Oh, and my new care plan doesn't cover war wounds.


TAGS: obama veteran war obamacare politics health democrats fuck fucked taxes military
Rating: 2.43/5

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RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:09 pm
ocean... you dont have a stable foundation for your claim... everyone i know that has done it the way they were told has had satisfactory results and no problems even with Obama in office.. including me... it doesnt matter who is in, im responsible for ME
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:05 pm
some veterans are too proud to just sit back and not do anything and let their halth decline because thats just how some of us are... but whining about something that you didnt actively try and do is like trying to build a house on a cliff near the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:02 pm
directions that were given to me when i was chaptered out for PTSD and other various issues and i had no problem other than the waiting period since they have to decide who gets what based off of what they were told through people who made evealuations
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:01 pm
kick in... everyone wants to complain about how this and that is bad and not working in THEIR favor... there is no way EVERYONE will get what they want... if you dont like something, change it YOURSELF, stop blaming others... all i did was follow the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 10:58 pm
wow... thats a lot of hate... im a fully disabled army veteran at the age of 26 with full benefits and medicare for life... ive been "retired" for about 9 months now and i know that most vets dont have the patience to go through and wait for the system to
faulty switch - September 15, 2009, 2:57 pm
face palm. im doing it rite now.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:37 am
care plan to the US Post Office. Does anyone here feel that the Post Office is doing a bang-up job? Do we want a health care system with the same level of efficiency as the Post Office. How is there any support left for this BS, $1T plan (CBO numbers)?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:35 am
horrible care and conditions that were found at Walter Reed will become systemic among hospitals across the nation. Get a clue. The POTUS himself defended his health care against the claim that it would wipe out private insurance by comparing his health
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:34 am
Tri-to-get-care only paid $5.4K or about 20%. This is the kind of insurance the govt provides. It also has so many hoops for the docs to jump thru that it takes months for them to collect. Still want national health care? If Obama has his way, the
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:32 am
May when my condition had worsened 10 fold. I finally just got my operation mid July. I was lucky to find a good civilian doc that accepted Tricare. Most good docs don't accept Tricare and here's why, the doc and hospital charged $24.6K for my back op,
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:30 am
Vets have never recieved adequate care regardless of who controls the White House or Congress. That is because it is a political mess. I injured my back severly last Aug. Because of policies that make military docs ration care, I didn't get an MRI until
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:02 am
I wasn't allowed the privilege of serving, although I hit MEPS twice. I'm working current;y with a group that's primarily vets, and they've had some trouble at the VA. From what I've heard, though, the various plans aren't changing anything. At all.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:57 am
That's what's coming down the pike for everyone else - a "free" system where you still pay for nonexistent care.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:56 am
Why is it that after 20 years of Army service and the promise of "FREE healthcare for life" - do I find myself paying for TriCare, waiting weeks on end for appointments, and still being asked if I have private insurance? It's worse than Civie hospitals!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 8:45 am
LD, while I'm in no way dissing the Armed Services, there's some fundamental differences between the VA outfits and civilian hospitals. That's akin to comparing McDonald's to a mess hall.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:39 am
Want to see what Gov't run healthcare will be like? Just ask those of us who get "care" from the VA or through "Tri-toget-Care"...you'd be much more inclined to fight this new bill if you knew what was coming!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:39 am
Like I said, I was huge for Clinton. Just like the way he did business. But, he de-regulated wall street to counter the economic slump that would've been created by his raise in taxes. Counter-balance that should've been capped sooner.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:35 am
Hah! 'Til Decmeber? Phew! At any rate - there really is no absolute black and white, despite what the respective party mouthpieces would have us believe. I find it truly ironic that you posted what I was thinking, though. Beat me to it.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:31 am
Political rant done. No more until at least December.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:30 am
(and I know several who were exposed to chemical - and refused medical assistance for chemical exposure because it "never happened"). And, GW kept wall street de-regulated for both terms. Clinton dug the hole, GW provided the coffin.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:28 am
I'll admit that I liked Clinton... that takes balls. And, he made cutbacks that I don't agree with. De-regulated wall street, too. But knowing it existed, GW perpetuated more of the same... turning a blind eye to Desert Storm vet concerns...
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:24 am
Conveniently forgotten, the cost-cutting measures under GW, eh? And the Walter Reed debacle, I suppose was Clinton's fault. Or maybe Carter.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:08 am
And you're saying health care for vets flourished under GW? WTFO, you can honestly say that vets were even 'properly' cared for?
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:29 pm
the freedoms we in uniform risk our lives to protect. I say 5 lions to PKP for telling an ugly truth.
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:28 pm
active duty are extremely concerned about what this Congress and POTUS are going to do to our ability to fight and be treated if wounded. I think a few of the civilians are missing the valid point raised by this poster. This man is tearing down several of
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:27 pm
From an active duty war veteran, PKP is correct that the Obama administration considered cutting funding to wounded vets about 3 or 4 months ago as a cost cutting measure. I've been to Walter Reed and met some of the injured. Also several vets (retired
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:18 pm
Thats wrong in all levels.... dead wrong man.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 29, 2009, 2:59 am
Nice Sean; you just dissed the vets more than I ever did.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:22 am
So now yer saying you know a "few vets" that share your lame sense of "humor"? What a terrible thing to say about brave men and women who who honorably served your country. Sad.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:08 am
That's Tammy Duckworth...helluva pilot!
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:41 am
Ok, not those type of vets moron... we're talking about war "veterans"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:18 am
wounds in one his his plans. But instead of being pissed off at that; you're pissed at the one who brings news of it. And I love how you call this concern "cheap". But if it happens to offend a vet I of course apologize.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:17 am
Actually, I showed this to a few vets and they thought it was hilarious. And it IS because I care about the troops, especially our wounded ones, that I made this poster. The fact remains that the Obama administration actually considered not covering troop
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:48 pm
Finally showing your true colors, PKP.
Sean - July 27, 2009, 6:52 pm
Wow, if she really is a vet, then you have used her suffering and her sacrifice for your country just to make a cheap political point. Way to respect your troops, dude.


LEARNING TO SPEAK FRENCH? - just makes you want to throw up your hands and surrender


TAGS: frog france
Rating: 4.7/5

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toraudewa - September 6, 2011, 11:57 am
Sorry. But as a Quebecker I must admit to what Culos and Illico Presto said. Parce que là je sèche sur ce que tu voulais dire.
IllicoPresto - May 24, 2011, 2:31 am
Ah ouais! Quand même!
culos - February 26, 2011, 2:36 pm
Desolee Steph mais il te faut etudier un peu plus avant d'esssayer d'ecrire en francais!
steph1 - February 26, 2011, 2:10 pm
C'est une valeur est - étude dur parce que les filles français sont sauvages
toraudewa - February 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
feel*
toraudewa - February 22, 2011, 9:52 pm
Even those born speaking french feeling like hitting their head against a wall sometimes.
spacedog - February 22, 2011, 7:18 pm
Nice one Zook.
pzykosiz - February 22, 2011, 4:38 pm
favouriting this. 5 cheese eating surrender monkeys
culos - February 22, 2011, 5:28 am
Pas mal, bien fait....Au secours!!!
agdaniele - February 22, 2011, 1:00 am
Well played.
voodoo3535 - February 21, 2011, 11:19 pm
Very nice. 5L.


Terrorist Cowards -


TAGS: insane in the membrane
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 24, 2014, 9:18 pm
BAM!
Reality Lord - October 24, 2014, 9:05 pm

yup


the road less traveled -


TAGS: bruce jenner trans
Rating: 5/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 9:59 am
Did they rename the street after Ms Lorena threw it out the window?
mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 1:56 am
Guess he doesn't have to excel in sports anymore to prove he's a man! LOL! That problem is solved! 5 LOL lions, RL!
GaryO - May 12, 2015, 11:39 pm
whoa
Greybeard - May 12, 2015, 10:49 pm
Hahahaha. 5LMAO. I wish I could vote for this poster 100 more times :) :)


OPTIMUS PRIME - For President! The 2012 Election is going to be a little different


TAGS: change transformers optimus prime president
Rating: 3.52/5

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btuis - February 15, 2010, 7:50 pm
that's some funny shit
Anonymous2 - November 20, 2009, 2:17 pm
Let's see, he crash-landed here millions of years ago... I suppose one could argue that he's been in this country since its inception, and could be like many of our early Presidents who were not born as American citizens. We're better off with Grimlock.
Grim [email protected] - November 20, 2009, 6:14 am
go suck a c*ck Kspace
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 8:14 pm
and everyone knows that his solenoid is made in China!
Kspace - November 19, 2009, 8:09 pm
IDIOT! Optimus Prime can't run for President unless the Constitution is changed! Only natural-born American citizens can run for President, and Prime is an immigrant! One lion!


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


TIMELY ADVICE -


TAGS: wingman crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:57 pm
Superb Cranky. 5L
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 6:53 pm
With a little sweet & sour sauce please. 5


RAN INTO MY EX - Then I put it in reverse and did it again


TAGS: ran into ex reverse again
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2012, 9:37 pm
I've never hidden my dislike of the "jokefake" genre....but, To each their own.
rerun - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm

I have made many jokefakes here. Far as I am concerned all is good.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2012, 4:57 pm
Oh, we're still making jokefakes?.....yay (sarcasm)
sidestep22 - January 17, 2012, 3:23 pm
Budog: that may be another version of the joke. I assumed car version based on the picture.
Budog - January 14, 2012, 12:42 am
I thought that had to do with guns sidestep22. I miss my ex but my aim is getting better.
sidestep22 - January 13, 2012, 1:34 pm
Good, but the joke has more one line "I miss him/her sometimes."
holymoly - January 13, 2012, 10:30 am
love it... although Im more likely to be under the car than behind the wheel


RED HEADS - Too hot to handle to cold to care.




OPTIMUS PRIME & OPTIMUS PRIME -




THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and butthead g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

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SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the shit. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and Butthead
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


DAMN YOUR EYES! - Too late.


TAGS: igor freaks frankenstein out
Rating: 3.52/5
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 4:53 pm
Anonymous = 1


I SWEAR TO GOD -


TAGS: jingle cats crankyhead
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sean - January 1, 2011, 12:39 pm
Cat are my favoritest people. Cat people are not.
tryal - December 30, 2010, 4:06 pm
the lady in the cube next to me played an XM xmas radio station all december i almost threw her computer out the window cuz of that song!


MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE! -


TAGS: coke pepsi transformers optimus megatron
Rating: 4.64/5

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Amren - July 21, 2011, 11:49 am
*hypocrite
Amren - July 21, 2011, 11:48 am
Am I a hypocrit because I invest in Coke, but drink Pepsi?
Ascetic - July 20, 2011, 10:54 pm
Awesome!
spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:59 pm
LOL! Nice one Hypercat.


INTRODUCING EUROPE -


TAGS: french italian swiss british german france italy switzerland great britain uk germany
Rating: 3.93/5

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CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
very old pic
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:09 pm
I think I've seen this before.
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 10:08 pm
I approved it, so you would go to bed and quit submitting it!! G'night Forseti... :) 4L
forseti - May 12, 2010, 10:00 pm
just to inform you: it was rejected before, but without giving reason. i waited about an hour for a pm, then uploaded it again. getting it approved implies that this was ok, right?!? good night, 4 am in europe!


PUT THE CANDLE -


TAGS: young frankenstein
Rating: 4.8/5

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twill1962 - November 15, 2012, 7:40 am
It's pronounced EYE-gor!
Reality Lord - June 13, 2011, 6:29 pm

a good belly laughing 5 dude!
Greeny - June 13, 2011, 1:59 pm
LOL-castle trap door5


BACK IN VIET--- -


TAGS: vietnam war veteran sandwich nom
Rating: 3/5

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MO - August 20, 2009, 10:08 am
No worries, the clown will take one bite and say.....meh! tastes funny!!! I should be working....my funny is busted...loong night myself..ciao mooooo!! Chow! I could tie that in with the above poster and you getting eaten by a clown..may be a good poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 10:01 am
I just got home...can't sleep....the clown'll eat me.
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:57 am
I'm at work.....logged on yesterday...the aliases are from my early timmy days when I didn't know from what's what...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:54 am
Hey it's G.I Mo. How's tricks?....and wazzup with the alias collection?
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
Frickin prime example of an.... AMSOME POSTER!!!! I like it! I like it alot!! 5+++++++


FLUFFY - Deadly Things Come In Can Come In Cute Packages.


TAGS: fluffy blademasterv lol random ect lol
Rating: 2.92/5

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ManiacalZManiac - February 17, 2009, 11:32 am
Deadly Things Come In Can Come In? wtf....
djp - September 22, 2008, 1:52 pm
grammar fail!


THAT'S A MORAY -


TAGS: eel crankyhead
Rating: 4.76/5

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spacedog - January 20, 2011, 6:04 pm
Beautiful Cranky.
50cal - January 20, 2011, 2:47 pm
I was thinking the same thing.
Jose Sanchez - January 20, 2011, 10:16 am
But those are sea snakes ??
Kspace - January 20, 2011, 8:58 am
Also, ingenious way to bypass the "No tunnel" clause...
Kspace - January 20, 2011, 8:55 am
Fucking hilarious!
hootizz - January 20, 2011, 6:32 am
Damn Funny...
5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:13 pm
OMG!!! Loved it.


VETERAN'S DAY -


TAGS: soldier respect veteran war peace
Rating: 4.97/5

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stenusmc - November 17, 2010, 8:12 pm
Nice! Thanks for that - very well said.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:21 pm
Hear hear!
Reality Lord - November 12, 2010, 5:41 pm

perfect
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 9:53 pm
Something all too many people forget these days. Excellent Aggy!!! 5 Lions saluting from this old Veteran!!!
Cubbybear - November 11, 2010, 7:41 pm
Warriors have my respect.
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 7:36 pm
Thanks! Forgot to post it this morning.
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 7:19 pm
Very well done Aggy. 5
rerun - November 11, 2010, 7:19 pm

well said.
Hawamleh - November 11, 2010, 7:19 pm
Respect


GHOSTS -


TAGS: puncity crankyhead
Rating: 4.45/5

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Zreiser - December 10, 2010, 5:04 pm
Favd!


OXYMORON AND PARANOIA - all in one


TAGS: oxymoron paranoia expect unexpected
Rating: 4.21/5

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Krickit - March 5, 2013, 4:20 pm
Also a paradox


BOOGER REMOVAL - Franchises Now Available


TAGS: booger removal franchise snot fingernails ugly
Rating: 2.1/5

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NymRod - July 19, 2012, 7:40 pm
Gross.
[email protected] - September 18, 2009, 4:39 am
I don't know if you noticed, but she's got quite a rack on her.


SPANISH SAYING; BOOKS ARE HINDRANCES TO PERSISTING STUPIDITY -




CLINT EASTWOOD - is pro-get off my lawn.


TAGS: clint eastwood gran torino
Rating: 4.85/5

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jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:22 am
ROTFLMAO


BREAK DANCE - Sometimes really breaks


TAGS: france football team cisse injury
Rating: 3.57/5

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radioactive13 - February 24, 2010, 5:15 pm
Poor Cisse, he was the top Franch national football team forward. After this, his career was screwed up. Now he's with the Greek team Panathinaikos, and he's doing well.
Derek - February 23, 2010, 8:11 pm
Those soccer players aren't always putting it on. Yeouch!


TRANSFORMERS - Megan Fox wasn't the only girl in the movie.


TAGS: rachael taylor racheal taylor megan fox transformers aussie australian
Rating: 2.95/5

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shadowsunn - May 30, 2009, 11:03 pm
thats right yeeeeehaaaaw


HELL BUS -


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

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KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4chan


SOME PICTURES - Should not be explained


TAGS: strange unexplained picture bizarre
Rating: 2.77/5

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Fatemaster - November 26, 2010, 10:12 pm
Ya, good point, I don't want to know!
yon - October 12, 2008, 3:24 pm
i think that chick was in battle royale...
Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 8:08 pm
The really funny thing is that Japan is working on their creativity
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 6:30 pm
But then no one would know of the sheer awesomeness of SuperHappy FunFun YellowMan!


S*** EATING GRIN - Even if you're not up to anything, it makes people think you are.


TAGS: grin humor prank mischievous
Rating: 4.95/5

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CloudchaserS - January 5, 2012, 7:41 am
Even when I was small, my family always knew when I was up to something because I'd have that grin on my face. I'm actually considering getting a 3.5in/8.9cm tattoo of that image on my upper arm because it fits me so well
CloudchaserS - January 5, 2012, 7:36 am
True, that
mariand - January 5, 2012, 6:53 am
...as long as you care about what others think...anyway, you can't imagine how many people are watching your moves... some people are obsessed of others actions and life.


THE CREATOR -


TAGS: every star a sun crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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Sean - October 15, 2010, 4:13 pm
He MAKES the time. He's the Creator.
crankyhead - October 14, 2010, 7:38 pm
LOL! Ice
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
Perhaps he singles you out because he hears you screaming his name all the time. ;)


THE LAST JOKE -


TAGS: electricution prank joke execution death
Rating: 4.79/5

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ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:38 pm
That hits the mark!
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:49 pm
HAH!


ELEVENTH HOUR -


TAGS: for granted life important pocket watch
Rating: 4.79/5

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demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:28 pm
zero hour n. The scheduled time for the start of an operation or action, especially a combat operation of great size.
demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:23 pm
Your days only have 11 hours?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2013, 10:00 pm
the hour between 11 and 12 is the eleventh hour. 0000hrs to 0100 is zero hour.
demon001 - December 6, 2013, 7:47 pm
Take it easy, you still have the twelfth hour! from 11:00 to 12:00. Surprise!
spacedog - September 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
Thanks
JesusWept - September 25, 2012, 5:34 pm
So true! 5 L's
rerun - August 1, 2012, 8:49 pm

Ya know Airman, as much as I love you I really hate you right now. That is the most depressing thing I have heard today.....shut up Mooooooooooooooooo.
Airman - August 1, 2012, 5:19 pm
want demotivating? add up the ages of the entire womens gymnastics team.. are we under it?
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 10:19 am
How’d I miss this one…..all I can muster is…..DAMN!
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:34 am
With the first post, that is. Juries still out on the second post.
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:33 am
I concur, Rerun.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 7:20 pm

thanks for being a part of the success of this site.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:12 pm
Thanks Rerun. That means a lot dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 3:33 pm
50, And you don't look a day over 65. You're still then man Rerun. This site wouldn't be what it is without you....Hell, The World is a better place with you in it.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 2:53 pm

87 douch......friend
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 10:32 pm
90 really sneaks up on you, Eh Rerun?
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:52 pm

As I approach a milestone birthday this very much hits home. This, in my opinion is one of your best (and you have a hell of a great collection)


Superbowl -


TAGS: orange broncos seahawks supwrbowl
Rating: 4.58/5

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calvin5040 - December 10, 2014, 6:42 am
orange Gatorade is nasty 5Ls
MashiMashi - February 9, 2014, 7:06 pm
Cuz you're not supposed towear throwback's to the big dance
MissPriss - February 3, 2014, 1:00 pm
5L cuz my ex LOVES the Broncos.


WHEN I WAS YOUNG -


TAGS: take that grandma
Rating: 4.92/5

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holymoly - May 22, 2012, 1:40 pm
I like this one.......... Every time I see it #141678


DEFILADE -


TAGS: paratroops crankyhead
Rating: 4.75/5

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crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 1:20 am
feel free to PM me if you need an explanation =)
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 1:19 am
Input appreciated. However, it doesn't matter how much text you use, and just because it doesn't make sense to you, doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.
Rickinator - April 20, 2011, 1:11 am
i dont think these are supposed to be a paragraph long. and it would help if they made sense.
marlygirl - April 17, 2011, 3:38 pm
good stuff. 5L
SpitCan - April 17, 2011, 2:26 pm
Well done
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:20 pm
I hate you for making me laugh so hard at this.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 6:18 pm
He'd best keep an eye out for the attack poodles. 5
Airman - April 15, 2011, 5:47 pm
LOL..
CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 5:26 pm
Favourited... I enjoyed this short 5tory, well played


SACRIFICE - Heroes will sacrifice themselves, to save others. Cowards will sacrifice others, to save themselves.


TAGS: sacrifice rememberance
Rating: 4.48/5

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rerun - January 28, 2012, 7:25 pm

wonderful


US ARMY RANGERS - When they absolutely positively have to die overnight


TAGS: army ranger war
Rating: 4.75/5

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sdmfjason - November 23, 2011, 2:29 pm
Go SEALS? How's that ride on the bandwagon?
Lteve91 - November 10, 2011, 1:05 pm
My broher was going to be a ranger. 5 5tars and 5tripes to you
Reality Lord - November 7, 2011, 8:42 pm

GO 5EALS!!


MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID - Life? Don't talk to me about life.


TAGS: marvin paranoid android hitchhiker hitchhiker s guide galaxy hitchhikers
Rating: 2.18/5

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sailor - July 24, 2009, 11:36 pm
Marvin was depressed not paranoid GET IT RIGHT!


ALCOHOL -




TIM CURRY - Ate more little boys as Frank-N-Furter.


TAGS: pennywise frankenfurter dr frank n furter rocky horror it pancakes pennywise
Rating: 2.39/5

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Amaterasu - September 20, 2008, 12:39 pm
PENNYWISE: Tim Curry's best perfomance, but way more scarier in the book.


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